Drunkenness & Debauchery for everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

" I think I've been overserved!!"

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K, Ed!!!!!"

"GO AWAY, DON!!!!!!"

"My drum teacher says: 'See the drum roll, be the drum roll, become one with the drum roll'"

Vickie playin' with her ding-a-ling!!!!!

We coudn't come up with the perfect quote for this picture, so here's a few:

"My Ma & Pa was brother& sister, but it didn't affect me none!!!!"

"I took this picture all by myself, & I helped!!!"

"Hell yeah, I'm holdin' the camera the right way!!!! (FLASH!) Damn, I guess it WAS backwards!!!!!!"

You just can't hide redneck!!

"Hi, my name is Don, and I love long walks on the beach, country music, and Yukon Jack!!"

This is Don's Ed Kuhar impersonation!

"Damn, he really does taste like chicken!!!"

" I do NOT dye my hair! And these are my real eyelashes too!!!!" 

" Do ya mind if I dance with your date?"